You are a Pineapple
I shouldn't be talking to you
But here I am talking to a Pineapple
You are my only friend
I would hug you but that would hurt
Maybe I'll eat you
No because then I won't have any friends
Perhaps we should do something?
No because the people will look at us again.
That's it I'm going!
But the door looks so far away without you beside me
..I love you.